Tucson tornado 

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra

Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado

Tucson tornado by Rick7777 August 28, 2023

Tucson Sausage 

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

Tucson Sausage by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

Tucson Blowjob 

A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.

Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.

Tucson Blowjob by UofAFriend April 1, 2024

Tucson Shootout 

Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.

“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”

Tucson Shootout by Tucson Strangler June 17, 2024

Tucson Tickler

When your waking up from a drunken night and you think you’re tickling your ladies armpit but open your eyes and it’s your pit bull’s taint.

Tickle tickle little lady……… oh no! What have I done? I’ve committed a Tucson tickler!

Tucson Tickler by Nutso April 25, 2026

Tucson Quesadilla

When you take your unwashed dick cheese inside the girls (or dudes) asshole, cum on their ass, squish it together, and eat it.

My boyfriend made me a Tucson quesadilla!

Tucson Quesadilla by Carlos Hernandez lover June 18, 2026

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson 

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020