Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra

Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado

by Rick7777 August 28, 2023

Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

Tucson Blowjob

A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.

Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.

by UofAFriend April 1, 2024

Tucson Shootout

Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.

“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”

by Tucson Strangler June 17, 2024

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

sierra tucson

a rehab center in, you guessed it, tucson, AZ. people get stuck there for usually one (or more) of the following A)an eating disorder, B) a drug addiction, C) alcoholism, D) severe depression, E) trauma survival, or F) compulsive gambling.

person 1: shit, i'm stuck at sierra tucson
person 2: hey! at least you'll be back in 30 days
person 1: this sucks. $40,000!

by Mandalay June 2, 2005

university high school tucson

university high school tucson contains many fights , weed and nic fiens, and a bitch ass hoe named Fabiola. she is a raging cunt who needs to go to sex addicts anonymous or else she gonna end up in an episode of shameless.

did you hear about fabiola from university high school tucson tried to fuck mr ranjel in his wife’s bathroom ?

oh yeah i did, she also tried to blow 3 guys at once while jacking off 4 others

by thatgirlbaybeee May 14, 2023