Texas Truss

A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.

That Texas Truss is so big I bet it cuts into his legs when he sits.

by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011

Truss

Someone who's been promoted far beyond their usefulness or competence

My new manager is a Truss

by drmaggot October 14, 2022

Lizz Trussed

Something that has gone so astronomically wrong that the only way to fix it is to start over entirely

oh you've totally lizz trussed this car. you'll have to get a new one

by TalikTheVampire October 22, 2022

Liz Trussed

The act of visiting someone of importance, just to have them bail out of existence due to your cringe aura.

Lmao, JD Vance Liz Trussed the Pope.

by verdinity April 21, 2025

a Truss

A period of time lasting about 45 days or ~4.09 Scaramuccis.

My New Years' resolution lasted about a Truss and a half before I gave up on it.

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv November 1, 2025

Truss

A unit of time that lasts around 7 months, in reference to the amount of time that Liz Truss was UK Prime Minister before her sudden resignation. It is used to indicate a proportionately short passage of time for a major occurence or decision to pass.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the regional manager? I heard the higher-ups sacked him after stockholders found him a liability to the company, and started pulling out.
Person 2: Oh wow, I knew the guy was a tool but I was not expecting him to not even survive a Truss in that role.

by PolyPixl09 November 18, 2022

Truss

A universal word, used often to agree with people. But can also be used as an adjective.

John - “Bro, I have to take a massive sh*t”

Tom - “Truss”

by Thrumpton February 17, 2022