trouser flute

dick cock penis

Nothing like a quick tune on my trouser flute last thing at night to send me off to sleep!

by RLHorn October 13, 2008

Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

trouser-friendly kiss

A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."

*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.

by Zelda199 October 20, 2006

Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.

Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.

by SexRobot July 26, 2010

trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

by chick1215 August 3, 2017