trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing

The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion

by TRNT November 4, 2014

trombone solo

When you pass wind for more than 5 seconds at a significant volume that it resembles a trombone

'Did you hear that fart?'
'That was you? I thought you were playing a trombone solo'

by JEBH69 April 27, 2017

Trombone Choir

a collection of angelic voices that belong to those that play the instrument trombone.

man that trombone choir brought everyone within a five mile radius to tears
I killed myself because I wasn't as awesome as the Trombone Choir

by thisgutrighthere October 30, 2011

Trombone Player

The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability, the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like Glenn Miller and Count Basie.

1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.

2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real low brass instrument that mattered and become a trombone player.

by The Arbiter of the Prophets April 29, 2008

Trombone Player

One of the most perverted verieties of band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.

Nick.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.

by Band is great! Sports suck! June 16, 2008

Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.

This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.

by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014

trombone pull

This is the loveing and sensual act of taint stimulization while simultaneously fingering the asshole and blowing into the pee pee hole ( man or women ).

I feel like we have reached the next level of our relationship, let's try a Trombone Pull in the back of my Ford Fiesta.

by 295! September 16, 2017