troglodyte

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Qwirls is a troglodyte.

by cavepvp staff hater January 19, 2026

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

troglodyte homonculus

1) a hapless gorilla with an IQ of a turnip

2) a cross breed of the mythical troglodyte(daddy o'reilly) and homonculus(mom / sister/ cousin o'reilly)

Person A: bill o'reilly is a troglodyte homonculus? is that even a real word?
Person B: it is now.

by casseyis May 15, 2008

troglodyte bitch

hot sexy girls that know what they want & what their morals are, sometimes referred to as old fashion. but in no way are they unwanted. Often used to describe girls that are to good to get whit just anybody & wait for the upper class* or who they think is more desirable in their social circles. Also not willing to do just anything, a troglodyte bitch would rather spend their friday night at home then at a "lame" party.

Megan & Kelsey are two fine troglodyte bitches, they better be coming tonight, or their is no point in showing up!

by butterfly ;)) March 22, 2009

Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.

"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"

by M-peror July 29, 2025

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Sports Troglodyte

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.

I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?

by uuth September 30, 2010