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Treejew

The little Jesus on top of a Christmas tree

This year’s Christmas tree is too big, we don’t have the right sized treejew

by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019

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Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

by J scribs January 2, 2012

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TreeJob

When you drill a hole in a tree and insert your penis into said hole and ejaculate furiously.

Barry's so weird he's always getting TreeJobs.

by wrgthyuymjyhngfds August 20, 2020

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