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to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.
the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill
by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007
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treadmill boob

A name for Rachele of SBR groupie fame, thought of at the Rock 'n Roll McDonald's by Mike referring to Cosmo's enjoyment of Rachele's shall we say...assets? Particularly on the treadmill during gym.
Damn, that crazy Treadmill-boob got drunk tonight.
by Noah a.k.a Mart-in April 10, 2004
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Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.
Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day
by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010
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Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011
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Treadmilling

Playing a TV Series as background noise and paying little to no attention to it while running through seasons.
I'm planning on treadmilling though the entire season 4 of The Office on Netflix today.
by _mollybdenum August 28, 2016
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Treadmill Bitch

A person (most times a girl) who buys a gym membership, regularly goes to the gym and only run on a treadmill. In many cases the person is on the phone or speaks to a friend quite loudly.

The plural form is Treadmill bitches where girls come in groups of about 3-8 and either occupy ALL treadmills or stand around the treadmills.
"I ran next to a treadmill bitch earlier. She was on the phone all the time and didn't stop talking for one second!"

"So last night i hit the gym and i couldn't use the treadmill for an hour! The place was covered in treadmill bitches!"
by Hell Yeah Dude December 11, 2017
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Treadmilling

The act of masturbation in short bursts to maintain a status of non climax.
guy 1: hey are you gonna bust soon?
guy 2: no im treadmilling itll never happen!
by adimo July 1, 2024
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