The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.
Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?
Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant
Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant
by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009
Get the Back Alley Brain Transplantmug. 1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.
John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"
by layinlow February 28, 2011
Get the Belly Button Lint Transplantmug. while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
by bctcf666 December 28, 2007
Get the blumkin cornea transplant con fecesmug. A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.
A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.
A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.
Ya arse-face transplant recipient.
by pattopancakes January 18, 2009
Get the arse-face transplant recipientmug. When two males interlock buttholes with one on top and on bottom, then the one on top shits into the one on bottom asshole
by yee to the haw March 21, 2019
Get the Indian Transplantmug. During routine cuddling, the romantic couple shared gastrointestinal microbiome with one another during an unexpected shart transplant.
by CharlieCamelCase July 20, 2025
Get the Shart Transplantmug. When one removes the tobacco and cuts off the filter from a cigarette, and replaces these components with a roach and some sweet Devil's Lettuce (aka: Marijuana). A useful alternative when there are no papers available to roll a joint.
Treb: "Man, I wish we could have a joint, but we're all out of papers!"
Geebz: "Don't worry mate, if you chuck us a ciggie I'll make us a transplant."
Geebz: "Don't worry mate, if you chuck us a ciggie I'll make us a transplant."
by GutenBrahzen April 19, 2017
Get the Transplantmug.