Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 25, 2018

brain cell transfer

When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.

"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.

Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.

by SASniper January 31, 2006

Transmorphers

A group of Robots who could turn into vehicles.
They are like Transformers, but are cheaper, and sold in stores like Dollar General.

They have names like Ultimus Pirmo, Star Space, and Sky Bot.

Instead of being listed in the 2 factions of AutoBots and Decepticons, they fight as Good Transmorphers and Bad Transmorphers.

They are akin to Action Rangers, a toy similar to Power Rangers and also sold at Dollar General.

1) We are poor, so my Mom bought us Transmorphers instead.

2) This transmorpher sucks, I think the asian kid who made it was retarded.

3) Transmorphers, robots with disguises, transmorphers, not what meets your eyes!

by la ballena es grande June 20, 2007

wireless transfer

When you blow your load in a womans mouth, Then she holds it there and walks up to a stranger and kisses him.

I was sitting down with my buddies wife. Just before he got home from work, I shot a load in her mouth. When he walked in she kissed him. I was shocked that she gave him a wireless transfer.

by Scott Issac September 24, 2007

Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".

"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."

by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007

transferitis

a state of laziness during the last semester before one transfers to a university.

"damn this is my last semester before I transfer to UCLA, i have massive transferitis."

by mozz February 4, 2006