trainpornophilia

A conditionan an individual has and likes to share with friends and the lady next door at silly hours in the morning after horrendous nights out. The condition involves watching Pornographic material with trains in it and no people and no story, or a story told to you but never happens

trainpornophilia - Film featuring trains doing things i can only describe as pornographic, displayed in full 1080p HD with full 5.1 Dolby Surroung Sound. Best watched at 5am with friends after a long singstar battle when completly hammered.

Nothing realy happens in it but the house owner can get very excited when the volume is at 77%

by Hulls No 1 R-Pattz Look alike September 20, 2012

trainsomnia

Not being able to stop training.

I had a complete trainsomnia last month.

by moralcurmudgeon May 28, 2017

traingirl

Noun, plural traingirls

1. a traingirl refers to an anthropomorphic female train.

"Hey what's your fetish?", "Traingirls, they're super hot."

by lizardqueens March 22, 2018

trainboy

the boy that talkes about train and hates other vehicles

me: train or buss
trainboy: Train!

by Sverre135 March 23, 2019

trainography

Media depictions of trains, railroading, and train- and railroading-related items, deeply enticing to railfans like myself

My girlfriend's a railfan, so I bought her a bunch of trainography about the Burlington Northern Santa Fe line for her birthday

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks November 15, 2020

Traing

To use a males (must be a gay) anus as a wind pipe.

To gather ones air from another's anus.

Oi you hear about how jezza trainged that guy.

Hey jezza, did Nath make you traing him the other night?

Jezza, don't traing too long as I need to poop.

by Jezzsac April 20, 2021

Traino

Normally Australian Slang used for expressing the full word, Train Station.

Aw, bruh, I'm boutta head over to the traino, mate.

by Hansel TheBetterPedo June 25, 2021