Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!
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Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 11, 2011
Get the touché salesman mug.When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"
Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
Get the Touché Hitler mug.Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 16, 2011
Get the touche bag mug.After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression
Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)
by JonesyNorthWales92 June 28, 2009
Get the Touché Raise mug.1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.
2) The product of ejaculation.
Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
2) The product of ejaculation.
Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')
I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.
Oh my god, this food is making me touche.
Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?
I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.
Oh my god, this food is making me touche.
Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?
by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010
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