toster_oven

A turbo virg and people with this username are also bad at all video games

Man that toster_oven is a bitch

by Mcdoofy_ July 18, 2020

Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

by glitchy_box December 2, 2021

Make a promise to St. Fu

A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...

Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.

by lazlo pitts August 25, 2020

Tostada

A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)

It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.

by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007

tostrifomen

Tostrifomen is a very dangerous and unknown drug. Only recently discovered, tostrifomen was found in the hostile land that is Frampton Cotterell. If taken, tostrifomen can cause you to go paranoid, take up stronger drugs, and generally fuck up your life.

"How come your not friends with bob anymore?" "Oh, he started taking tostrifomen.." "oh..."

"Duuuuuddeeee, this tostrifomen is good shit...... Wait, did you hear that noise?! EVERYONES AGAINST ME!!"

by JT1337 July 23, 2009

Tosty

When something is so bad yet good that you just gotta like it so you say it's Tosty.

Tos: Like Toss in the trash

Sty: Like Tasty

This book was SO Tosty. I must read more!!!

Damn her dress Tosty af!!!

Hmm, small titties..:BiG ASS this girl Tosty af!!!

OMG, Jasmine her dress is so Tosty I need to find wear to bye it!!!

by Dilemma Dogge August 21, 2017

american tostada

The shitty new CD by Greed Day!

Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!

Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.

by WORST Green Day CD EVER ! ! ! September 28, 2004