Pronounced Tah-rahn-no and also known to many as the Big Smoke, T-dot, T.O. and most recently, the 6ix - it is one of the most multicultural cities, if not, the most in the world. Ironically, it lacks an actual culture of its own, due to its atrocious history as the economic centre of "Upper Canada".
The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.
The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.
Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?
Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.
The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.
Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?
Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
Hoser 1: Toronto is the best city, EVER! It's world class.
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
by HateUsCozTheyANUS July 04, 2022
by sLICK tDOT mAN October 06, 2008
One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004
Toronto is one of the best cities in the world. The city prides itself as being one of the most multicultural countries in the world. A lot of people diss on Toronto as being dirty, disgusting and crime-filled but no, it's not exceptionally horrible. It's a great city with its own fair share of crimes and whatever. It's home to probably around 50% of Canada's richest people and its just like New York City but less filthy and less filled with nightlife or etc.
Keep in mind that when you go to countries in Asia or other countries in the world, nobody has heard of Edmonton or Vancouver or Yellowknife, but admit it, everyone has heard of TORONTO
Keep in mind that when you go to countries in Asia or other countries in the world, nobody has heard of Edmonton or Vancouver or Yellowknife, but admit it, everyone has heard of TORONTO
Edmontonian: People in Toronto think they're better than everyone else.
Torontonian: HELL YEAH we are! NATIONALISM BABY. What's wrong with that? When Albertans say "We love Alberta!" its okay, when we say "We love TO" people automatically call us elitist bastards.
Torontonian: HELL YEAH we are! NATIONALISM BABY. What's wrong with that? When Albertans say "We love Alberta!" its okay, when we say "We love TO" people automatically call us elitist bastards.
by electricxx December 19, 2010
Toronto is the center of the universe no matter what any fat albertan hillbilly or dumb Vancouver stoner says
oh and don't forget Montreal Quebec and all of the east coast.... Are awesome
oh and don't forget Montreal Quebec and all of the east coast.... Are awesome
Dan- hey John what side of Edmonton do you live on
John- oh Dan I live on the Toronto side, not the dumbass side (ei all other directions than toward Toronto)
Dan- well maybe I'll come visit you I'd love to get closer to the real center of the universe
John- oh Dan I live on the Toronto side, not the dumbass side (ei all other directions than toward Toronto)
Dan- well maybe I'll come visit you I'd love to get closer to the real center of the universe
by TorontoMan February 18, 2010
A wonderful city filled with culture and white single women who attempt to do yoga, but fail miserably. Crazy young couples who live in Liberty Village with hippie kids roaming Queen st. Most kids here love their city, but all the suburbans are scared shitless of downtown. You can find anything from preppy, to emo, to goth people roaming the streets. There will always be all those creepy beggars, and alcoholics, but downtown Toronto is an amazing place to be.
Downtown kid: "OMG. TORONTO IS THE BEST CITY EVER."
Barrie kid: "no way. barrie is much nicer, and quieter."
Barrie kid: "no way. barrie is much nicer, and quieter."
by xtorontokid August 26, 2010
5.1 million people who will kick your ass if you compare us to shitty cities in the USA like L.A. and Boston.
Low Crime
Great People
Hot Girls
Culturally diverse
And a bunch of Americans on our hockey team. If we had only Canadians, the leafs would be unbeatable. Screw off Wilson and Burke.
Low Crime
Great People
Hot Girls
Culturally diverse
And a bunch of Americans on our hockey team. If we had only Canadians, the leafs would be unbeatable. Screw off Wilson and Burke.
by leafssuckdick December 13, 2010