top shelf

basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks

faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!

by laura July 3, 2004

Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010

Top shelf club

When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.

"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."

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by mst3kld April 12, 2005

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

top shelf

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.

His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.

by Khye Kading July 1, 2004

Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.

Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".

by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012

top shelf

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.

"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"

by pdc June 30, 2004