the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.
Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”
by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022
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Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
by Failz0rz December 15, 2008
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girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.
girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.
girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"
girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.
girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"
by slott December 8, 2009
Get the topper mug.(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"
by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008
Get the table topper mug.to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.
by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004
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Get the Toppest mug.When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.
Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.
by austin kerkman February 23, 2008
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