Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!

-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat

by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010

Top cat

Absolute classic cartoon from …

Oh not that Top cat

Roof Top Kat … at it again ..

Wonder what her view is like staring down at me …

She can see the sket too …

And fence terminator

3 heads of snake together in spirit

..

Humanity

Ladies

What a fucking joke …

What do you tell your husbands before you fuck them ?

Dirty souls hanging out to dry …

Top cat ..

Not me ..

No big ting ..

by LetsTalkAboutX February 6, 2023

Beefy Tomcat

A fat male cat

Tom Cruise on steriods

A Homosexual

A very erect very large penis

The 1980s

That Beefy Tomcat just mounted your dog!

Trent made out with Logan? Ew, what a Beefy Tomcat!

Wheres the Beef?!

by Mutilator October 1, 2008

tomcat

to tomcat, meaning to be cool, arrogant, awesome.

"hey man don't hate, im just tomcatting".

by chipchop September 21, 2012

glossy topcoat

A clear coat of nail polish to top off nail polish or bare nails. A good top coat is shiny, doesnt chip, applies nicely and drys fast.

"Im going to finish this design with a glossy topcoat"

by An Shape April 18, 2018

tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.

JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.

by Grant Hand February 6, 2005

top cat

the top cat in a group of cats

the top cat raped all the other cats

by uclejesse July 7, 2011