Toot

A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".
I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.
by Kailie April 27, 2004
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A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.
Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*
by BlastMaster September 22, 2003
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toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".
49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.
by Ragdaddy December 01, 2019
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Toots

Me: damn Ma you’re mad toots
Her: I’ve been doing my squats
by ElPolloGuisado May 23, 2019
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Toots!!!

T-O-O-T-S EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!! Is a term duely noted for an extreme case of cuteness!!! When there is 1-10 point chart, he hits an 11!! Its better than being anyones "baby". Its that that kinda word that describes someone that u LOVE from the inside out. You stutter to trip over words when u talk to him. He just makes u dizzy with hearts in your eyes. Thank god u have him with u!!!! Dont forget to tell him
TOOTS!!!is like Tootsie candy, sweet like candy
by Boujionthebeach April 15, 2021
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Toot

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.
Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.
by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021
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Toots

A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.
Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.
by Abs - The One and Only. December 17, 2010
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