tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Toobed

The correct spelling of the past form of being hit or killed by a grenade launcher attatchment (a.k.a A Noob Tube) in the game Call Of Duty 4.

"O man, that scrub just 'toobed' me... I'm going to go cry for a while."

by DrewEid008 October 4, 2008

tooled out

A person or object that has achieved a subordinate level of the traits associated with the word "tool".

The pink razor phone that Kyna bought is "tooled out" because the Matt and everyone else had the phone last year. The pink color magnifies this in its blatent homage to the sorority girl.

by Matt/Kyna May 16, 2006

TOOed

An adjective to describe when you are WAY too fucked up
You can also use it as a verb to describe doing something fucking awesome

Ex 1: you are TOOed
Ex2: you just TOOed this shit out of that soccer ball.

by Malex9999 December 31, 2012

tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

troofed

JLAW Getting it in the buttocks without permission.

JLAW's family can make anything happen with the snap of a finger, Her dad is the most protective man in the world, yet he and her family cannot protect her from being Troofed. JLAW was troofed by the Troof and now she is known as the screaming Troof, coming out to a theater near you....Troooooooffffffed

by Jennifer Lawrence is a dumb ho September 15, 2016

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018