a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear
by animal_muppet August 8, 2005
Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!!
Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.
Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.
by Scientologyisforweirdpeople July 5, 2005
Tom Cruise is exceptionally homosexual
by Masterstyle October 12, 2006
by Zach Dierks December 1, 2006
Verb. To jump up and down on a couch overly excited by something, often a person of the opposite sex. The person who Tom Cruises is usually considered an idiot.
When Allie realized that Jim had come to the party, she started Tom Cruise-ing until we had to call the 911 to calm her down.
by SiLvEr STARSx May 19, 2006
tom cruise acts like a douche off screen constantly, plus i think he is suffering from reality angst, which we are suffering from. get this guy on drug for fuck's sake
tom is a douche
cruise is a bag
tom cruise = major douchebag
tom is a douche
cruise is a bag
tom cruise = major douchebag
by xvxununun October 10, 2006
Noun:
Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
"Damn! Tom Cruise was really good in Rain Man!"
"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006