Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.
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1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.
2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
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Get the tom cruise mug.4ft 2' tall actor brainwashed into scientology. His film characters have a continuing theme that can be broken down into 3 clearly identifiable segments:
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
1)Beginning - He is the best at what he does (such as flying planes or driving cars)
2)Middle - Has a crisis of confidence (such as a friend dying) but meets love interest who helps him.
3)Ending - Pulls through it and returns to being the best at what he does (such as being a pilot).
Tom Cuise is now perhaps most famous for his sham marriage to Katie Holmes and being a couch jumping Scientologist who doesn't like being squirted with water.
Richard: I saw a Tom Cruise film last night
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
James: Which one?
Richard: I can't remember exactly, it started with him being the best at what he did, he had a crisis of confidence, but pulled through it in the end.
James: Well that doesn't narrow it down at all!
Richard: Y-You're a jerk, you're a jerk!
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