Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019

Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

by 535 January 10, 2012

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.

OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!

by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009

tomfelton

A guy hotter than you!!

He's hot!
you're....well...you're just plain ugly!

by Maria January 9, 2005

Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"

Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"

by chall77 June 11, 2009

Toffee Bracelet

The brown hoop left around ones wrist after dishing out an anal fisting.

After punishing Marc's bumhole with my fist, I was left with a toffee bracelet.

by Bambino August 30, 2008