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Daniel Nickle Toes 

A kid in my seventh grade class who isn't in a lot of classes with me in middle school. He has a friend named John Johns and they are life partners. I played with Daniel Nickle Toes on a game once and he keeps asking if we think he's good or if he's trash. We answered this question many times but he keeps asking. Daniel, right now as i'm typing this is two seats behind me. Right behind me right now is bragging that he bought the most expensive stuff on a school game called ClassCraft. Daniel has an AEIUO disease where he messsssessss ups his spellllliiingss. That was obviously a joke because there is no such thing as an AEIUO disease STUPID. Go die if you thought that was real. Im typing this on a school computer.
Daniel Nickle Toes sent me a Nickle Toe Pick and then I stabbed him.
Daniel Nickle Toes by Yeet Boi 247 October 29, 2018

Down to the toes 

(adj.) Absolute. Completely.
P1: That lady must have been on drugs! She chased us four blocks!
P2: Damn right. She was crazy down to the toes.

dipping my toes in the water 

This is said when one has licked the clit a few times
ny: yeah i was only “dipping my toes in the water” a little
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day 

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
toesday, the third day of the week. comes after moanday.

toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.

toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.
toesday is my favorite day of the week!

"ay yo whats tomorrow" "toesday." "oh boy!"

Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.
Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."
Happer Toesday by mickrett May 10, 2008