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Topher the Tofu

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu
Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.
by JaioCG October 1, 2017
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Toebutt

The end result of cramming your toe in a bitches ass.
Sean stuck his toe in that bitches ass and now shes got toebutt.
by xp5000ss April 27, 2009
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Tofu Curtain

The Holyoke Range, a relatively small mountain range in western Massachusetts, USA, which separates the Pioneer Valley from the Springfield metropolitan area.

This name reflects the juxtaposition of the areas to the north and south of the range. The relative wealth, educational level, smugness and quality of life of Northampton and Amherst, Massachusetts to the north - and the urban decay, teen pregnancy, street violence, drug use, and poverty of Holyoke, Chicopee, and Springfield Massachusetts, a mere ten miles to the south.

A Tofu Curtain may exist in other areas, such as Princeton, New Jersey and New Haven, Connecticut (home to Princeton and Yale Universities, respectively). However, this is the most dramatic example of a physical barrier which approximates the socioeconomic divide.
Northampton is a happy liberal utopia. If you want a teen hooker and an 8 ball, you should cross the Tofu Curtain and go to Holyoke.
by crypticsymbols March 9, 2009
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thefudgeynugget

The worlds hottest peice of man meat ever to exist. Thefudgeynugget is very lustful and will do almost everything for a loving relationship. They love their friends and their partners. Theyre an all around great person.
Girl1: oh my god theres this really cute guy.
Girl2:I know right? He sounds like a total thefudgeynugget
by Euguinn April 11, 2018
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Toef

Sensual foreplay using a woman's vagina and their partners big toe.
Man, my girl is freaky. Last night she asked me to toef her when we went to bed.
by GunnerRecall September 5, 2020
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Tofu Tax

The ginormous ammount of money that you have to pay for an AE86/ Toyota Corolla Levin / Toyota Sprinter Trueno because of the car's Legend status. Since it's introduction in the popular anime Initial D, the car has skyrocketed in value as collector's, car enthusiasts and weebs want a piece of that Deja Vu feeling.

Context on the anime:
Initial D depicts a guy delivering Tofu through the mountain roads of Japan, while and drifting on the corners. He then starts racing other drivers, usually with better cars than him. This anime is one of the things that propelled drifting in Japan to what it is today.
Bryan: Bro, Mike just bought a new AE86! Dope
John: What? How much did he pay?
Bryan: Like 30k
John: Fucking Tofu Tax
by TheGodPlank September 1, 2021
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tofu

bean curd that tastes good accompanied with italian dressing.
my cat stole some of my tofu
by xkilledxwithxaxsmilex December 24, 2003
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