TOAST

Tits On A STick. Referring to a thin woman with large breasts (real or fake).

Yo, TOAST looking at you.

or

Is she hot? Yeah man, TOAST.

by PlasticRR December 09, 2008

Toast

Toast is the ridiculous word used to describe a ridiculous situation or statement. When someone says something to you that you don't have an answer for, toast is the appropriate response.

Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."

Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"

Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."

by LoloManolo November 24, 2012

Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.

2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.

by Regis February 21, 2008

Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.

Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.

by Rain Storm October 22, 2006

Toast

Toast, if a Youtube poop reference, ripped from an extra scene in the video game "Hotel Mario" For the Sega CD.

It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."

Toast is what all toasters toast.

Mario: *Walking into a room with a clusterfuck of toasters plugged into one outlet.*
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*

Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"

The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"

by John Claset February 21, 2008

toast

A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".

We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.

by skeetskeetskippy November 03, 2007

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 09, 2006