Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival January 20, 2016

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Toast

Someone who smokes too much weed.

That boy is toast!

by kreecher August 16, 2003

Toast

Toast can also be used as a reference to the heightened sexual appeal of a person.

"I would'nt kick her out of bed for eating toast!!"

Also, an abbreviation of this scentence can also just be used as "toast", of which the positive response when toast is pointed out to another would also be "toast", if the person concurs.

by Matt_69_86 August 27, 2010

Toast

A girl (or guy) who is very plain, boring, lame, etc.

Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST

That Megan girl is plain as TOAST

by JC4556 March 27, 2007

Toast

Said when you can no longer be arsed to carry on with the thing you are currently doing.

person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast

by GENER-AL August 27, 2009

Toast

An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.

-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"

-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"

by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010