A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.
Bro don’t be a two timer
by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022
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A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
by Ink Spot Mike May 11, 2007
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Book by Gustav Hasford describing his experiences in the Vietnam War.

Later made into a movie by Stanley Kubrick, Full Metal Jacket, starring Matthew Modine, R. Lee Ermey and others.
The Short Timers is the book that the movie Full Metal Jacket is based on.
by EveryMnwe September 26, 2007
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A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.
“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”
by BeezaCM July 2, 2023
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Going out with five people or things at a time
He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer
by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013
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Male or female person who is known for their patience and skill with someone, always leading a have a great and safe first sexual experience in bed.
"I know Jane she's a great First Timer, you should set her up with your friend he'll have a great time"

"Thank you for the great evening, I didn't know you were such a great First Timer. I feel wonderful"
by KennethBear April 7, 2023
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Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.
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by savagekillr April 15, 2011
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