lol timeout

The time after a joke is told after which people will think you slow if you laugh.

Alice says something funny.
Much time passes.
Bob: haha
Charlie: lol timeout

by qwandor May 26, 2008

timeout corner

what my friends put me in cause i can't get over a guy who has a gf and he's straight

emmy: go into the timeout corner
jaxsonn(me): what why
emmy: cause you can't get over george

by your big bro jaxsonn simmons December 20, 2021

Texas Timeout

Every time the chairlift stops.

It must be Spring Break here at Breckenridge, that's three Texas Timeouts on this lift ride.

by lowendgravity March 8, 2011

Karma Timeout

When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.

Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.

by PTcroz April 3, 2009

unlimited timeout rule

The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.

Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?

Boyfriend: Only two minutes.

Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!

by jonnywords December 7, 2010

Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.

Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.

by Konkakonka April 1, 2011

timeout

when your boyfriend tries to punish you for some not humorous words or actions and you turn it into a fun game by repeatedly doing sweet and flirty things to get his attention.

boyfriend: wtf?? two toothbrushes at my place??

girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.

boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.

girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)

boyfriend: timeout

girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)

by Princess Jerk Face August 13, 2017