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tiger woods

to cheat on one's spouse
Ya he totally got caught "tiger woodsing" his wife on a "business trip" in Tijuana.
by philosophocles December 23, 2009
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tiger woods

The act in which you have sexual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. Making it in every hole like Tiger Woods does.
Person 1: Yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!
by Discard February 22, 2008
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The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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tiger woods

An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 8, 2003
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tiger woods

"I'm sorry hun! i just couldn't help but tiger woodsing with that fine piece of ass!
by sudol April 5, 2010
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Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.
Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.
by sike moda December 8, 2009
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tiger woods

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.
by Jerry Kinard August 7, 2007
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