shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

tented

when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)

1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"

by xenna September 4, 2009

twenteen

The age between nineteen and twenty-one. Twenteen is used when the birthday boy/ birthday girl is not excited about no longer being a teenager and feel like if they mask the age behind a false definition, the pain of getting old will lessen.

Much Younger Best Friend: "Hey Jordan, how old are you turning today?"
The Birthday Boy: "I'm only twenteen! Just a youngin'! I'm not ready to be old yet."

by Gordon Tusker-Deepfreeze August 5, 2008

tinted

Another way of describing your level of intoxication. (mainly describing high levels of intoxications)

"Yo I'm fucking tinted right now. Give me another beer."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

tinted window

a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the original guy sneaks out and walks by the open window and waves at the girl

"you should've seen the look on that girl's face when we tinted windowed her!"

by The Lube Dogg July 30, 2003

Tentertain

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,

Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.

by missjuly September 20, 2010

Tinted Yellows

a colloquially used nickname for the fruit "orange", popularly used in Canada and some US states that border Canada

"Hey, before we do butt-stuff, can you pass me some Tinted Yellows?"

"Jimmy your mom is literally in the room next to us, also put your pants back on."

by Mike Hawk 069 February 27, 2019