cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

by F L November 3, 2006

Tapping some sweet maple

Getting it on with a red-haired Canadian.

It's been a long cold spring, but I finally got down to tapping some sweet maple down at the cabane à sucre. Her name was Véronique, I think.

by The Tories April 17, 2011

tfapping

Tfapping is when one is fapping to gay pornography. The word was first coined when someone misspelled fapping on a Minecraft server.

Sleep message plugin: Shhhh! Fuckface69 is tfapping to gay porn!
Alex8778: Fix that

Fuckface69: No

by Skream April 21, 2021

Trapping out the zip code

A term used to express that one is running an illegal business in the whole zip code. A way to flex how much coverage a person has around the area in which they are doing illegal business.

I was trapping out the zip code back in my day

Bro trapped out the zip code with his packs.

by swikthekandlewik November 12, 2021

spam trapping

when you go to a random website get like 69 pop-ups and things start freezing your computer.

the shopping site was spam trapping me until i unplugged my stupid ass computer.

by the secret stoner October 10, 2011

Speed Tapping

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.

1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."

by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018

Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.

We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.

by sosweet August 21, 2007