A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.
Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....
by milkdud August 23, 2006
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Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while
Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.
Terry - lol
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by broocemoose January 14, 2014
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The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008
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My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.
by PR_thundergod March 2, 2015
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by JackamoTheThunderCuntSlayer February 4, 2009
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