Thumping

An advanced version of pounding. A form of highly aggressive, slow-paced sex where you must thrust as hard as you can while pulling her towards you in one motion. You MUST only thump her ONCE EVERY 3 SECONDS! If this is done quicker, she will be in an extreme amount of pain and will be unable to walk. Thumping is usually performed after having sex at your peak level of speed

Well, last night was incredible. I was THUMPING her!! I THUMPED her so hard, she calls me Thumper now!

by Dr. Choonie PhD December 4, 2010

Bible-Thumping

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005

thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004

thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.

Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack

by SGTKM December 1, 2010

thumbin'

An action in which one does not stop texting

"I am trying to talk to her but she keeps thumbin' on her cell phone"

by Taryn Kerrick Zimmer May 23, 2008

thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

thuddling

Cuddling while thrusting with the intention to fuck.

I was looking for some PG-cuddling not X-rated thuddling.

by Darnielle December 9, 2008