when a man loves a woman he asks another man or another woman to join them in bed. works in various permutations, genders, and positions. be creative.
Man: honey, i love you. let's invite our next door neighbor to the bed with us to show how much i love you. threesome, biatch.
Woman: YOLO.
Woman: YOLO.
by swegqurl November 10, 2013
Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.
Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes
by crew8221 March 09, 2004
by Big Nate June 12, 2003
by Lee February 20, 2005
A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
by GingervitisDV October 01, 2017
by Tim Buckanowski March 22, 2021
The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 11, 2011