threesome

when a man loves a woman he asks another man or another woman to join them in bed. works in various permutations, genders, and positions. be creative.
Man: honey, i love you. let's invite our next door neighbor to the bed with us to show how much i love you. threesome, biatch.

Woman: YOLO.
by swegqurl November 10, 2013
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threesome

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.
Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes
by crew8221 March 09, 2004
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threesome

three people engaged in sex acts at the same time; two of the three are of the same gender
Big Nate had a threesome with yo mama and yo sister!
by Big Nate June 12, 2003
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threesome

A usually careless sexual act that speads the sexually transmitted disease: Trich
She didn't wash off the dildo before putting it into me so now I have Trich.
by Lee February 20, 2005
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Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.
by GingervitisDV October 01, 2017
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Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.
Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.
by Tim Buckanowski March 22, 2021
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Lonely Threesome

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 11, 2011
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