threesome

when a man loves a woman he asks another man or another woman to join them in bed. works in various permutations, genders, and positions. be creative.

Man: honey, i love you. let's invite our next door neighbor to the bed with us to show how much i love you. threesome, biatch.

Woman: YOLO.

by swegqurl November 10, 2013

threesome

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.

Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes

by crew8221 March 8, 2004

threesome

three people engaged in sex acts at the same time; two of the three are of the same gender

Big Nate had a threesome with yo mama and yo sister!

by Big Nate June 12, 2003

threesome

A usually careless sexual act that speads the sexually transmitted disease: Trich

She didn't wash off the dildo before putting it into me so now I have Trich.

by Lee February 19, 2005

Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.

I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.

by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017

Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.

Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.

by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021

Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.

Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!

by Riley T April 7, 2021