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threesome

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.
Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes
by crew8221 March 8, 2004
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threesome

three people engaged in sex acts at the same time; two of the three are of the same gender
Big Nate had a threesome with yo mama and yo sister!
by Big Nate June 12, 2003
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threesome

A usually careless sexual act that speads the sexually transmitted disease: Trich
She didn't wash off the dildo before putting it into me so now I have Trich.
by Lee February 19, 2005
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Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.
by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017
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Dallas threesome

When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.
Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.
by Tim Buckanowski March 21, 2021
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PEI Threesome

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!
i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!
by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009
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Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.
Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!
by Riley T April 7, 2021
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