threeman

A word for somebody who is fat. Eg. Triple Man.

Somebody who weighs 310 pounds would be a threeman.

by drcrazy4 May 20, 2008

threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004

Threesome

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

Kentucky Threesome

Having sex with your pregnant wife.

Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"

by EtownGunt May 2, 2011

Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.

I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy

by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017

threematch

When two division rival NFL teams meet each other a third time in a playoff matchup after playing each other twice during the regular season.

Can also be used as a synonym for rubber match or tiebreaker in a best-of-three series

The Ravens and Steelers, who each won a game during their home-and-away matchups earlier in the season, will square off in their threematch on Saturday in Pittsburgh. The winner of the threematch advances to the conference final, and the loser goes home.

by Slamnanigans January 10, 2011

thremorrow

A term used to describe the day approximately three days from yesterday, or, the day after tomorrow. with the word "tomorrow" being taken literally as "2-morrow" and thremorrow as "3-morrow". other spellings include: 3morrow , threemorrow.

Person A: "What are you doing tomorrow?"

Person B: "Idk, but thremorrow I am going to the skate park."

Person A: "...wtf?"

by DaysOfTheWeek April 1, 2013