Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021

Audacious Gospelous

Audaciously Gospelous (adj) or Audacious Gospelous (n): species of human that insists on playing and singing their private music aloud for all to hear.

That guy in the gym is an audacious gospelous for singing loud enough to hear above the trap music in his own earbuds. We all pay a lot of money for this gym, but we gotta hear this…

by M.27 November 5, 2023

Garbage In, Gospel Out

Garbage In, Gospel Out: A phrase used to describe the process in which false or misleading information (the "garbage") is entered into official records, documents, or systems and then treated as absolute truth (the "gospel") simply because it has been recorded. The phrase highlights how once incorrect data is documented, it gains an undeserved level of credibility and authority, often leading to manipulation or deception. This is commonly seen in legal, medical, and institutional contexts where fabricated or false information is accepted as fact and used to discredit individuals or cover up wrongdoing.

"Officer John Jacko Romero wrote a completely fabricated police report, claiming an incident occurred when absolutely nothing happened. There was no contact, no 911 call, and I was out shopping the entire day. I only found out about this false report when I was later served with a temporary restraining order that included it. This is a perfect example of garbage in, gospel out—he invented the report out of thin air, and now it’s treated as if it’s the truth."

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 12, 2024

Gospel Twerk

Gospel twerking (noun): a style of dance and music performance that fuses the vocal traditions of gospel with the bass-heavy rhythms of hip hop and twerk culture, embodying both spiritual devotion and provocative physical expression.

Gospel Twerk is a hybrid music genre that fuses the uplifting spirit and vocal traditions of gospel music with the bass-heavy, high-energy rhythms of hip hop, crunk, and twerk beats. It walks the provocative line between sacred and secular, blending themes of faith, praise, and redemption with dance-driven, club-ready grooves. The genre embodies tension between devotion and desire, channeling both spirituality and bodily expression into one unapologetically bold sound.

“The DJ surprised the crowd by dropping a track in the new style of gospel twerking, blending church choir vocals with a booming twerk beat.”

by SmooveRed September 20, 2025

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business

John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.

by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021