A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011
Get the Sludge monkeymug. One who comes home from work with black hands, full of oil/grease almost to mid forearm and no matter how many times they wash their hands they stay grey/oilly.
Add being a father and coming home to the kids..
"daddy sluge fist"
Add being a father and coming home to the kids..
"daddy sluge fist"
by SamanthaJayne June 27, 2007
Get the sludge fistmug. Gutter Sludge: Adjative. The vile secretion one emits after a long night of alcohol consumption...or copious amounts of Indian, Mexican or Thai food. Normally accompanied by a "cup-a-fart"
by Taylorleon72 June 18, 2015
Get the gutter sludgemug. the act of applying peanut butter to the anus (around the exterior or actual insertion) and having a pet (usually a dog) to lick it out. The goal of this is to result in pleasure for the peanut sludger. It is also considered to be a gross abuse of animal rights.
by Truth's Razors September 13, 2010
Get the peanut sludgemug. the substance comprised of many unknown variables accumulated on the frat floor causing infection or death if not washed off immediately.
by baker_292 April 29, 2008
Get the frat sludgemug. The black tar-like substance that scars the floors of your local fraternity. Frat Sludge is composed of beer, blood, sweat, seamen and hard work.
by Merry-am-WebStar October 23, 2011
Get the Frat Sludgemug. noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones
by Sexy bird April 13, 2017
Get the party sludgemug.