Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.
by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010
Get the The Phantom Shitter mug.When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
by El chicken January 4, 2015
Get the Dance of the Mad Shitter mug.when you really need to shit and your running to the toilet, but you is tryin to hold it in so you are kinda straining which causes walkin/running funny in a kinda dance-like way. which is what we call the dance of the mad shitter.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.
by Dances with wolves September 23, 2006
Get the dance the mad shitter mug.The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
Get the The Infinite Shitter Paradox mug.That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.
Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.
Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022
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