Pluto platter

When you mash your blue balls against a window

As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter

by ßig daddy Pluto platter July 22, 2019

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019

silver platter

The act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. Can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. For the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.

"After my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, I left a silver platter outside his room."

by My TV Turns September 15, 2009

Fuck Platter

An assortment of sexual partners

I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!

by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014

Manbullet Platter

The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.

DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up

by DJ Cream Pie and Dr Extenze May 5, 2011

Bronx Platter

When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.

After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.

by the Bronx Bomber November 19, 2004

Pittsburgh Platter

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.

Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!

by JManDC September 14, 2007