qwop in the park

1. anything that is too difficult for the human mind or body to accomplish

2. the exact opposite of 'a walk in the park'

Harry: Are you still playing that old ass game?

Cube: Yes.

{500 hours later}

Harry: Dude, let it go, its a qwop in the park. No one's ever beat Super Contra, even with unlimited lives.

by iancharcoal November 30, 2011

hitting it out of the park

Having sexual intercourse.

"I was hitting it out of the park last night with Chelsea!"

by Ultra May 8, 2006

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011

a walk in the park

n. the act of sexual intercourse
also "walking in the park" and "walked in the park"- having sex and had sex

They went out back to have a walk in the park.

I was so horny yesterday that my boyfriend and i walked in the park 3 times in one hour.

By the third date, it was time to walk in the park.

by Carolyn P. January 1, 2008

walk in the park

To simultaneously masturbate with your partner and watch each other at the same time.

After a long day working at the office, I came home and my girlfriend and I took a walk in the park.

by TWWACG January 3, 2015

inside the park home run

When the chick you initially thought would ask you to pull out allows you to jizz inside her.

Oh yeahhhh...last night her Ludwig was so tight and I even hit an inside the park home run!

by danman1202 June 22, 2008

inside the park home run

To successfully have sexual intercourse with your own sister.

Billy hit an inside the park home run last night, and now his mother is mortified.

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 8, 2007