Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010
by Corncakes February 09, 2020
A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.
by Whata-Man June 19, 2020
Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.
I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.
by chocolate omelette May 10, 2016
The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
by DylAndy August 19, 2011
A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
by The Sweetness November 18, 2007
When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.
: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."
by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017