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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
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Jolt

the most fucking powerful gun in the world made by company known as Nerf
omg this guy robbed s shopt with jolt
by twoj stary 123 May 21, 2021
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jolt

a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt
by Joltyy June 7, 2020
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Jolt

Acronym for "Jack-o-lantern teeth". Describes somebody who has alternating missing teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.
Hey Jolt, you look like a pumpkin with all those missing teeth.
by Daniel H. B. March 9, 2017
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taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...
Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again
by sc121800 November 27, 2014
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jolt

Ratchet: Jolt electrify

Jolt is the best lad
by Ronova Pharex February 7, 2021
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