Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.

You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.

by Kcoda August 3, 2022

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

Grandad girl

A girl who is Close to her grandad

She is a gargantuan grandad girls

by 459395 March 11, 2022

Black Grandad

A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)

Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!

by anonymous November 18, 2020

grandad phil the girl

This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.

“Grandad Phil the girl is a disgusting rat”

by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022

grandad

someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.

my grandad is funny

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018