When your biological family is either dead, far from where you live, or just plain assholes, you select righteous peeps to replace them. Noun not a verb. Plural.
by N2daBizzel December 23, 2020

A liar
Chosen: i will never leave you
Me: fasho
Chosen: I just had a mood swing ion think it’s gon work out no more
Me: fasho
Chosen: I just had a mood swing ion think it’s gon work out no more
by anonymous November 24, 2021

See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

a girlfriend stealing ho. An egotistical asshole. He thinks he's the shit, when in reality he's not it. His claim to fame is his mediocre outfits and hot girlfriend. But he doesn't even know how to treat her right.
Chosen's and Ass.
by barfgirlxo69 September 21, 2022

Chosen White , are a group of people making up every race, who are perceived to where white as a Deliverance.
by Bryn Benn September 2, 2020

When you fill a glove with water, freeze it, then use it to finger a girl’s vagina and asshole at the same time using the gloves fingers.
by Auditair March 15, 2024
