by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018
Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021
A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.
Hey Xander!!
by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 29, 2018
by DaveBatesYT July 16, 2017
Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.
by inkweaver October 22, 2019