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Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle
by Hurburt December 1, 2019
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French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009
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slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle
OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!
by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009
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Torturing The Turtle

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."
by Matlor March 6, 2008
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mud on the turtle

When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
by devildog July 13, 2006
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feared the turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011
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Tony the turtle

A black piece of shit the can't find his father.
When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.
by Slim Jim of Torture December 13, 2016
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