tent mall

A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.

Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.

by zangnail August 26, 2008

Khaki Tent

A tent pitched through khaki pants with your erect penis.

Chris P. has got some real khaki tent goin on there!

by nimped_narcissist April 6, 2011

whataburger tents

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

Tokyo Tent

When you toke up under a blanket in your bed, or anywhere else you please so long as it is under your blanket.

Pedro: Dude, are you baked?
Juan: Yea man, i just had a Tokyo Tent

by midnightoker1 January 29, 2009

Tent Party

When you're trying to sleep in a sleeping bag and another guy spoons you with a boner, then wakes you up by asking "can you feel that?"

I would go camping with Erik, but he always tries to have a tent party with me.

by TheRealWhites February 2, 2012

Worm tent

A mild to moderate morning erection.

ie. waking up next to a grenade.
ie. after a night of doing cocaine off of strippers titties.
ie. when Viagra begins to wears off.

Niko: "Bro, you check out that girl I took home last night?"

Ivo: "Yea, my dude. I bet you woke up with a worm tent this morning, huh? Bitch was busted."

Kristen: "girl, I woke up tryin to hop up on that dick and do a full split but this hitta had a mutha fuckin worm tent."

Ana: "what a waste."

by Rezettni February 5, 2014

trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.

Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.

by DJP August 23, 2003