sleep

What you do at school

Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous121212 December 28, 2005

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Sleep

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022

Sleep

Something no one ever fuckin gets

"Hey i actually got sleep"

by A FUCKIN DUCK March 12, 2017

Sleep

Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!

-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay

*keeps wanking*

by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 8, 2019

Sleep

Sleep is something that I do not get. Sleep is good for the people that can, but some people have insomnia and cannot sleep for the life of them.

“Did you get any sleep last night?”
“Nope, just like every other night...”

by Red Shady March 10, 2018

sleep

something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)

- i stayed up all night, i need sleep
- me too

by minyoongisksk October 19, 2018