Having sex with a woman, as you are about to cum, play russian roulette with her. If she dies, you cum, but if she lives, you leave and go home.
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by Awesomeish Man April 5, 2007
Get the the simple sluts mug.The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)
However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.
She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.
Background:
- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
Get the The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch mug.An extremely violent and belligerent, alcoholic comulsive sex addict who a resident of the English town Sutton in Surrey; alias Slutton.
The Beast of Slutton is often seen in and around Sutton town centre frequenting various night clubs, car parks and public lavatories and is also seen from time to time in and around Croydon in South London, where she is known to be a frequenter of a heavy metal goth bar.
This woman can be easily recognised by the fact that she is usually absurdly dressed in a strange combination gothic and fettish clothing, usually consisting of leather boots and bare corsette and a black and green netted frill resembling some form of ludicrous tutu and is often seen carrying a whip.
This woman is further distinguishable by her apparent brazen willingness to committ acts of indescent exposure by exhibiting her bodily functions in public and without the slightest encouragement from anyone else.
Eye witness reports testify that this woman although deceptively calm when sober, is in actual fact an extremely dangerous, violent and sexually depraved dipsomaniac and has often been observed performing acts of blatant sexual exposure and direct sexual assault on complete strangers of both sexes at random. Furthermore this woman is known to have stalked some people and apparently often attempts to follow men home in the hope of some form of sexual gratification. Indeed it is said that she has often showed up alone on peoples front door steps in the early hours of the morning, demanding to be let in and pelting their windows with stones, whilst shouting obscene insults in burbling drunken stupor.
People who have seen her describe her as white, in her late twenties, short, slightly overweight and porsine and say that she is likely to be carrying sexually transmitted diseases.
This woman can be easily recognised by the fact that she is usually absurdly dressed in a strange combination gothic and fettish clothing, usually consisting of leather boots and bare corsette and a black and green netted frill resembling some form of ludicrous tutu and is often seen carrying a whip.
This woman is further distinguishable by her apparent brazen willingness to committ acts of indescent exposure by exhibiting her bodily functions in public and without the slightest encouragement from anyone else.
Eye witness reports testify that this woman although deceptively calm when sober, is in actual fact an extremely dangerous, violent and sexually depraved dipsomaniac and has often been observed performing acts of blatant sexual exposure and direct sexual assault on complete strangers of both sexes at random. Furthermore this woman is known to have stalked some people and apparently often attempts to follow men home in the hope of some form of sexual gratification. Indeed it is said that she has often showed up alone on peoples front door steps in the early hours of the morning, demanding to be let in and pelting their windows with stones, whilst shouting obscene insults in burbling drunken stupor.
People who have seen her describe her as white, in her late twenties, short, slightly overweight and porsine and say that she is likely to be carrying sexually transmitted diseases.
by Apollonian August 4, 2007
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This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?
Ray: Does the pope know sluts?
Ray: Does the pope know sluts?
by Whoopsie January 21, 2010
Get the does the pope know sluts? mug.A collective term referring to any females (or males) in your social group that dress whorrishly, and let out excessive erotic giggles to get the center of attention.
instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today.
(sluts run to the middle and laugh)
anon: sluts in the middle!!
(sluts run to the middle and laugh)
anon: sluts in the middle!!
by battletortoise May 12, 2008
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