lecturer

A profession who is known for a) giving many assignments to college students every time there are new movies at cinemas, and b) using the term "thread pool" in Network Programming handouts, where this term "thread pool" happens to sound like the title of the movie that many parents deem to be too inappropriate for college students who still live with parents.

Our lecturer dropped a mountain of work right when the new blockbuster hit theaters, and now we're stuck choosing between movie night and finishing our Thread Pool assignment for our Network Programming class.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.

“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”

by pictograph August 28, 2023

rage lecture

A "rage lecture" is a full-blown verbal beatdown delivered by an instructor in response to some punk-ass student disrupting the class. It's a no-holds-barred communication style aimed at tackling the downright shitty behavior of the student. A fiery mix of frustration and rage, serving as a blistering reminder of who's in charge. Its main goal is to reassert control, put the disruptive student in their damn place, and get the class back on track

Man did you hear Professor Benji today? He went full on rage lecture on Tommy when he suggested that a foundation wasn't a requirement to building a house.

by Mathiass Gruber March 6, 2024

lecture me

It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic

Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you

Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row

by TraySan May 29, 2021

Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

Lecture that

To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.

“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”

by Manlikeumz May 1, 2019