Keith

When someone drinks water on a night out because they're too drunk.

Jake: Are you drinking water? Dalton he's drinking water, get him a vodka.

Dalton: No Jake, he's doing a Keith

Jake: What's the point of that?!

by Nohedidnt August 26, 2013

Keith

Keith is cool to hang around with. And also has a real long penis. But he is not good at sports

Keith is cool.

by Chicken told April 26, 2017

Keith

Straight sex

“I saw Keith today and I came myself...”

by jdepietro October 6, 2018

Keith

The sporty type who loves Nutella!

Hey, there's Keith!

by rheaivykit April 25, 2013

Keith

The nicest guy in the world!! he flirts with you all the time and you flirt back but no matter what you do he says he doesnt want to date anyone right now. He is very good looking and he thinks you are the most beautiful girl in the world:) An overall amazing guy that you are completely in LOVE with and is the bestest friend/boyfriend that anyone can ever have!!:)

Omg look at keith he is soooooo adorable!!

by uiobnxwoiujftsntohncoodnhognsl January 18, 2012

keith

the guy who snatched shiro’s weave

“wow keith, you’ve really snatched my weave.”

by ilostmyvirginitytoajarofpeanut January 11, 2019

keithed

the feeling of almost falling back, after drinking some alcohol, not drunk, almost like tipsy,

yo i just got that keithed feeling

by rob June 4, 2003