jolt

a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt
by Joltyy June 07, 2020
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JOLTS

The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics developed the monthly Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey (JOLTS) which produces data on job openings, hires, and separations.

These data serve as demand-side indicators of labor shortages at the national level. Prior to JOLTS, there was no economic indicator of the unmet demand for labor with which to assess the presence or extent of labor shortages in the United States. The availability of unfilled jobs—the job openings rate—is an important measure of the tightness of job markets, parallel to existing measures of unemployment.
The JOLTS survey covers all nonagricultural industries in the public and private sectors for the 50 States and the District of Columbia.

JOLTS collects data on Total Employment, Job Openings, Hires, Quits, Layoffs & Discharges, and Other Separations.
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Jolt

the most fucking powerful gun in the world made by company known as Nerf
omg this guy robbed s shopt with jolt
by twoj stary 123 May 21, 2021
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jolt

Ratchet: Jolt electrify

Jolt is the best lad
by Ronova Pharex February 07, 2021
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First Jolt

First trip to state prison, used by inmates in the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Mostly used by cons who have been to prison at least twice, to denote their very first trip to the pen.
I remember the when I hit the mainline in Quentin on my first jolt, that place is fucking rockin'!
by ceerip707 January 14, 2018
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Buzz jolt

V. To involuntarily awaken at 3 a.m. after a night of drinking. Most commonly experienced by middle aged people who used to use alcohol to help them sleep.
Got buzz jolted out of bed last night because of those whiskey shots and didn't get back to sleep until 5!
by Jack Burden June 07, 2015
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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
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